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There are only two four letter words that are most offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
 

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I graduated in 2017 with a degree in Mech Engineering. I was fortunate to have very grounded professors in pretty much all my core classes. Really I think I had one professor in a humanity forced on me that was political in class over 4 years time. But my experience I found was largely isolated due to my major - others were not so fortunate.
 

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A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade.”

"No ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."
 

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Second from right banana must have been clipped by Dr. I. Kutcherpeckeroff.

I'll be here all week ladies and gentlemen. Be sure to try the roast beef and don't forget to tip your waitress.
 

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the USA. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
 

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